[The RM and I are with a group of people trying to pick out a restaurant in the West Village. We pass a place that's all shuttered.]
YT: Oh dang! That's the place I wanted us to go. Now it's closed! That's so sad!
RM: If that restaurant were your mouth, it would still be open.
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Rally Monkey sounds an awful lot like that boy I married.
Laurel--does your husband also skateboard to work?!
@ratty,
Ouch. Seriously.
@Laurel
Ditto. *sigh*
Did you hit him?
You should have!
That was not nice!
@Moonrat: He might get there faster if he did. His car has seen better days.
I'm sure he meant that her mouth was so pleasant and accomodating that... wait, that's still an insult.
Maybe he meant...
Okay, yeah. I got nothing. It was a jab, clearly.
I'm amused, nonetheless.
Speaking as a guy who's crossed the same line way too often, I believe that falls in the "more clever than smart, and less funny than you thought" category. I see penance in RM's immediate future.
That's a perfect case of why you should think before you speak. Or perhaps the RW enjoys putting his life where his mouth is.
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