Sunday, October 04, 2009

Movie Mash-Up Contest!

Ok, I was jealous of everyone else's contests, and I wanted to make a mini-contest of my own. Actually, the Rally Monkey inspired me.

Today, the Rally Monkey was bored and sitting on the couch creating movie mash-up titles. What's a movie mash-up, you ask? It's when two or more movie titles combine to make another (ridiculous) movie title. The Rally Monkey got the idea back in 1996, when he saw a movie marquis that didn't have enough space left between titles. It said, Twelve Monkeys Waiting to Exhale. Which kind of leaves you with a funny picture in your head.

So, we're going to have a mini movie mash-up contest! By midnight of Monday, October 5, EST, leave in the comments of this post your awesome movie mash-up. The Rally Monkey will judge. The prize is the Rally Monkey and I will hand-bake and -mail you a batch of brownies (probably from a box, though, to be honest). Or if you don't want brownies of questionable provenance, you could also choose to receive a book randomly selected from my burgeoning library.

Here are some of the Rally Monkey's examples to inspire you (he literally spent all night coming up with these):

Dirty Dances with Wolves

Charlie's Angels in the Outfield

Million Dollar Baby Momma

Night of the Living Dead Poets' Society

No Country for Old Men in Tights

While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy of the State (three in one!)

and my personal favorite,

Dude, Where's My Gran Torino?

Since my contest only lasts two days, this will be perfect for warming you up for the better contests I mentioned yesterday!

Now watch out Hollywood!


Ann Victor said...

Rocky and Juliet

Pirates of Casablanca

Saving Private Benjamin

Anonymous said...

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Mrs. Doubtfire

Aimee States said...

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell's Kitchen?

baileythebookworm said...

Gone with the Wind in the Willows
How to Steal a Million Dollar Baby
Say Anything Else

Barb said...

Clockwork Orange County

Being Beth said...

What Women Want Napoleon Dynamite

101 Dalmatians Return To Snowy River

Thelma And Louise Walk The Line

karen wester newton said...

Sounds like fun! I'll play:

From Russia with Love Story

Dark Passage to India

Now Star Trek Voyager

The Postman Always Rings Twice Told Tales

Penelope Wright said...

How Stella Got the Passion of the Christ

Gina Black said...

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

JD Neasham said...
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melissa_413 said...

Eye For An Eye In Cold Blood

How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days Riding In Cars With Boys

Blow The Glass House

WritingNut said...

Oooh, fun!!

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

If Only When Harry Met Sally The Love Guru Derailed

License to Wed The Bodyguard

Now and Then Be Cool Because I Said So

My Mom's New Boyfriend Troy

Becky Mushko said...

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and Rain
The Final Destination: Zombieland
Surrogates of Hell
Surrogates of Heaven
The Neverending Toy Story
Princess Bride of Frankenstein
The Perfect Storm Warning
Good Will Hunting Party
Full Metal Straight Jacket

Anne said...

i suck at these games, but i couldn't resist:

twelfth night of the living dead

the land before time after time

the little mermaids (as in, the little mermaid + mermaids)

the invention of lying eyes

mystic pizza my heart

the man who knew too much flashdance

Penelope Wright said...

Faster Pussycat Kill Bill

The Sweetest Thing from the Black Lagoon

Sid & Nancy Drew

Bring it On Golden Pond

The Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls

Rick Daley said...

The Life of Brian's Song
The Hunt for Red Dawn
The Good, the Bad Lieutenant, & the Coyote Ugly
The X-Men Files (not to be confused with The X-File Men)
Field of Reefer Madness
One Flew Over Casablanca
Das Beerfest Boot

Coral Press said...

Wow, WritingNut has a great one with the If Only When Harry Met Sally... one!

I'll piggyback off of BeckyMushko and say -

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and Rain Man


Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle in the Sky

Father of the Bride and Prejudice

The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies

The Babysitters Fight Club

Amber Tidd Murphy said...

The Bell Jarhead

The Bridges of Billy Madison

Thank You for Smoking 100 Cigarettes

Snatch Monster's Ball

The Importance of Being The Reader

holyspigot said...

12 Angry Men in Tights

Lost in Space Chimps

Watch men Get Smart

(Wow, I suck at this.)

melissa_413 said...

I love the 12 Angry Men In Tights! Good one holyspigot :)

annerallen said...

12 Angry Men in Tights gets my vote too.

Here are some more:
Mourning Becomes Electra Glide in Blue
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan
Easy Riders to the Sea
A Streetcar Named Desire Under the Elms
Suddenly I Know What You Did Last Summer

Penelope Wright said...

I'm loving Amber Tidd Murphy's entries. Here's another one from me:

Back to the Future of Human Bondage

Cat said...

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Wonder Boyz in the Hood
Much Ado About Money for Nothing
Eternal Sunshine of a Beautiful Mind
Swing Kids in the Hall
Romancing the Family Stone
Pretty in Pink Panther
Get Smart People
District Nine 1/2 Weeks
Whip It Up

Okay, that's probably enough for now, and two of those (Romancing and Eternal) are minor cheats on the theme, I think.

Penelope Wright said...

Oh my god, I can't control myself.

You Got Served My Dinner With Andre

Someone make me go back to work!!!

Marsha Sigman said...

I have only one entry:

The Uninvited Jonas Bros. Obsessed Shorts Whip It Beyond A Reasonable Doubt.

H. L. Dyer said...

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Crashers

Gorillas in the Mystic Pizza

The Half-Blood Prince of Tides

Those are off the top of my head, but I want to stew on this... what a fun idea!

jalexissmith said...

Shakespeare in love actually

Crazy beautiful mind

B. Nagel said...

Man of La Manchurian Candidate

Sin City of Angels

Ong Bak to the Future

Suzan Harden said...
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Suzan Harden said...

Since jalexissmith beat me to one, I revised. LOL Great minds. . .

Land of the Lost Boys

Legally Blonde Speed

Live and Let Die Hard

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

The Thomas Crown Affair to Remember

The Phantom Menace II Society

Alissa said...

I think my favorite so far is Anne's Twelfth Night of the Living Dead.

Ok, here's mine:

Apocalypse Now Voyager

dylan said...

Unbearable Lightness of being John Malkovitch

Sarah Laurenson said...

Some of these are really great.

OK. I opened my DVD drawer and mished a few.

Mrs. Henderson Presents My Cousin Vinny

Impromptu American Dreamer

Spanglish Billy Elliot

Rent Baghdad Café

The Big Chill Persuasion

Amelie Pete’s Dragon

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner Under The Tuscan Sun

dylan said...

Agnes Of Godzilla

Cass said...

Peter Pan and the War Wagon

It was actually a double feature at the 112th Street Drive Inn back in 1968 or so. I was about 6 at the time, so when reading it, the titles to the movies just kind of ran together. My brother and I were oblivious to the fact that it was actually two movies and started complaining that we never got to see any kid shows. Boy did we feel dumb once Peter Pan started.

Becky Mushko said...

Arrgghhh! Now I can't stop thinking about mashed titles, so I'm back:

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice's Restaurant

A Time to Kill a Mockingbird
License to Kill A Mockingbird

Member of the Wedding Planner

The Great Race to Witch Mountain

Shakespeare in Love and War and Peace
(inspired by jalexissmith)

Matilda McCloud said...

Blues Brothers Karamazov

Incredible Shrinking Man of La Mancha

Revolutionary Road to Zanzibar

Tea and Sympathy for the Devil

Unbearable Lightness of Being There

dylan said...

The Bridge On The River Kwai, The Beloved Country

(Ooof - sorry)

dylan said...

Goodbye Girl, Interrupted

dylan said...

A Streetcar Named Desire Under The Elms

(Stoppp meeee!)

dylan said...

Logan's Run Silent Run Deepthroat

moonrat said...

ok, i've been out all day and had to read these all at once...

i nearly gave myself a heart attack laughing.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Mask Monster's Ball

dylan said...

Scent Of A Woman Under The Influence

melissa_413 said...

dylan's "Scent Of A Woman Under The Influence" might be my new favorite. This is hilarious.

dark_opus said...

Showgirls Crash

You Don't Mess with the Snakes on a Plane

Ebony McKenna said...

Aww, got beaten to the punch with Princess Bride of Frankenstein. Ah well. And I love 12 Angry Men in Tights. Saving Private Benjamin is gorgeous.

I'd better get back to work, but here are my suggestions.

Logan's Run Lola Run
The Unbearable Lightness of Being There
The Scarlet Letter to Brezhnev
Flying High School Musical
(note to US citz. Airplane! Was released in Australia as Flying High!)

browser said...

W. - The Invention of Lying

Penelope Wright said...

Run Lola Run Scream Godzilla

Buffra said...

Adventures in Babysitting Little Miss Sunshine

Raising Alien Invasion Arizona

Doctor Who's Talking

Atonement: The Devil Wears Gap

307 Pounds, 27 Dresses, and An Inconvenient Truth: A Drama of Dating and Dieting

Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go to Washington

Talledega Twilights (country vampires in race cars...what more could you want?)

Penelope Wright said...

What's the Worst That Could Happen? Love Actually

Penelope Wright said...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre It Could Happen to You

Stuart Neville said...

Children of Men in Black
The Lost Weekend at Bernie's
In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead Man Walking Tall

Adam Heine said...

Ho dang! So many good ones already!

(The sequels might be cheating a bit, but they're so much funnier that way!)

The Passion of the Christ 2: Shawshank's Redemption

Ghandi 2: Surf's Up

Ocean's Sweet Sixteen

Braveheart's New Groove

Return of the Jedi Princess' Diaries

Monica said...

All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven

Gentlemen Prefer Legally Blonde

When Dirty Harry Met Sally

My Girl, Interrupted

Groundhog Day of the Dead

A Black Christmas Story

Sherry Dale Rogers said...

So many cool titles.
Here are mine.

Dude where's my Corpse Bride

Nightmare before Stick it

Snow White and the seven Robots

When Harry meet Shrek

stacy said...

Ha! These are hilarious! Here are mine:

Harry Potter and the Quantum of Solace

Lord of The Thing

Hellboy: He Got Game

A Time to Kill The Time Traveler's Wife

Everything Is Illuminated In The Valley of Elah

SM Schmidt said...

The Invention of Meatballs
Whip It Toy Story
Surrogates the Informant
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Ponyo
The Ugly Truth Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Finally a contest that is almost more fun entering the winning! After reading the blog before I found myself thinking of this at the theater today. And I noticed the theater had only two words at most for each of the movies on the display, I almost don't want to take credit for the first two.

susiej said...

300 Little Women

Its a Wonderful Life of Brian

Any Which Way But UP

Driving Miss Daisy Sideways

Edward Scissorhand Shampoo

Room With a Babe

Charles Gramlich said...

OH wow, I'm too late. I had all these ideas. Truly I did. yeah, I promise. But alas.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid versus Predator.

Miriam S.Forster said...

Oh, what an awesome game!

This is one I actually saw on a half-changed movie marquee.

Harry Potter: Revenge of the Fallen.

AudryT said...

Dick Dracula
Ragtime Mummy

Novice Writer Anonymous said...

Mars Attacks All the King's Horses

Galaxy Quest for Camelot

John Tucker Must Die a Serious Man

Capitalism: A Love, Actually Story

Lauren C. said...

This is a great contest, Ed. Ass.

Eyes Wide Shut Up And Sing

Gone with the Wind Talkers

My Best Friend's Wedding Crashers

Bringin' Down the House on Haunted Hill

The Fox and the Hounds of Baskervilles

Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones Gone Wild

I Wonder Wye said...

What's Up Doc Frankenstein
Get On the Bus Eraserhead
Dear Frankie Living it Up
Sayonara Pete and Tillie
The Three Musketeers Go to Mars
The Thin Man Harvey
Ratatouille Be Cool
Save the Last Dance Herbie
The Landlord Interview with the Vampire
Dances with Wolves In the Heat of the Night

I was once an editorial assistant for ARCHITECURE magazine -- do I remember those days! Stopping by from SITS, will come by again....

I Wonder Wye said...

What's Up Doc Frankenstein
Get On the Bus Eraserhead
Dear Frankie Living it Up
Sayonara Pete and Tillie
The Three Musketeers Go to Mars
The Thin Man Harvey
Ratatouille Be Cool
Save the Last Dance Herbie
The Landlord Interview with the Vampire
Dances with Wolves In the Heat of the Night

I was once an editorial assistant for ARCHITECURE magazine -- do I remember those days! Stopping by from SITS, will come by again....

Lily Cate said...

Alien vs. Preditor vs. Howard the Duck

A Few Good Men in Tights

The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Golden Pond

Leaving Las Vegas For a Few Dollars More

The Magnificent Seven Years in Tibet

I Wonder Wye said...

Back for more, this is fun! While flossing I thought up:

Rumor Has It Sabrina Gone With the Wind

Chances Are The Last Tango in Paris Lost Boys Suddenly Last Summer

Say Anything Psycho

The Man Who Knew Too Much Cool Hand Luke

I still like Ratatouille Be Cool to bed

Cindy said...

Fun contest! My hubby is totally into this, too!

Sleepy Hollow Man

Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral

Reign of Fire Down Below

G.I. Joe Versus the Volcano

There’s Something About Mary Poppins

French Kiss the Girls

The Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Stand By Me and Irene

My Fair Lady in the Water

The 40-Year-Old Virgin Suicides

Along Came a Spider-Man

Oh boy, it's too late--gotta go to bed.

Penelope Wright said...

The Passion of the Christ The Girlfriend Experiment

The Imperfect said...

This is hilarious! Here's a few more:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures in Babysitting

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth

My Best Friend's Wedding Planner

Watership Down with Love

From Hellboy II: The Golden Army of Darkness

Blood & Chocolat

A Series of Unfortunate Event Horizons

The King and I, Robot

James Klousia said...

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Riding in Cars with Boys

Interview with the Waterboy

The Good, the Bad, and JCVD

Men in Blue Velvet

Whirlochre said...

I'm sticking with the Disney classics...

BambI Robot

Finding Nemo Being John Malkovich

Dumbo, Rosemary's Baby

The Pinocchio Psycho Poltergeist Exorcist

WendyCinNYC said...

Fun! I'll throw a couple in:

Twilight in the Garden of Good and Evil

A Nightmare on Wall Street

Jessica said...

Bridget Jones' Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Run Fat Boy Runaway Bride
Apocalypse Now and Then

susiej said...

Curse you Moonrat! I keep staring into space musing on movie titles.

Here's round 2:

Desperately Seeking Chocolat

Jaws On Golden Pond

Do the Right Officer and A Gentleman

On Becoming Jane Rambo

Room With An American Gigolo

Twilight Cowboy

KIng Kong Coming Home

Willy Wonka and All the President's Men

moonrat said...

Oh my god, the Rally Monkey and I did nothing at all yesterday except sit on the couch, dial our various friends, and read this list out to them and laugh hilariously.

CKHB said...

Oh, these are AWESOME! (All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven = genius.) Sadly, many of my ideas have already been taken...

The Lovely Bone Collector
The First Wives' Fight Club
Ocean's Thirteen Ghosts
Battle-Casino Royale
Quantum Leap of Solace
Like Water for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Chris Eldin said...

These are AWESOME!!!

I could only come up with one. Both children's movies...

Flushed Away Black Beauty

Ulysses said...

Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen
The Ugly American Pie
License to Kill Bill
An Inconvenient Truth about Aristocats and Reservoir Dogs
Room with a View to a Kill
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Girl
The Groundhog Day After
Spongebob and Carol and Ted and Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Once More with Feeling Minnesota
Everyone Says I Love You to Death
Marked for Death and the Maiden
Garden State of Play

liz said...

Postcards from Where the Wild Things Are

Cat said...

One more:
Whip It Good Will Hunting

Anonymous said...

The Empire Strikes Back To The Future

Sling Blade Runner

Land Of The Lost World

Big Daddy Daycare

The Caine Mutiny On The Bounty

And finally...

Permanent Midnight In The Garden Of Good and Evil Dead 2

(This is just too easy and too fun!)

dylan said...

The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing At Lughnasa

Wiseguys And Dolls

Remains Of The Day Of The Triffids

Fun With Dick And Jane Eyre

Jane Eyre America

(This is addictive)

How Green Was My Valley Of The Dolls

Dan Geilman said...

Awesome idea. Had a similar thought a few months ago but using more than just the title on my blog.

Check out:

Iron Man in the Iron Mask

Runaway Species

dylan said...

I promise I'll try to stop after these:

A Hard Days Night Of The Iguana

To Sir With Love In The Afternoon

Shakespeare in Love With A Proper Stranger

I Wonder Wye said...

Woke up and thought of another: Has SIX titles in it! (Yes I am a movie buff!)

Tootsie Always Wanted Fun with Dick and Jane Them Damn Yankees!

Lucy Woodhull said...


liz said...

Eat Drink Man Woman Heartburn

liz said...

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down Crazy Little Thing

Erin Nolan said...

Iron Man in the Iron Mask

Batman Begins to Catch a Thief

Gina Logue said...

Only You Enter the Dragon
The God Father of the Bride
Miss Potter’s Field
Shanghai Noon Rush Hour
Penelope, Babe
Becoming Calamity Jane

susiej said...

LOL, liz! I love that one.

I forgot to put my favortite-

Honey, I Shrunk The Mummy


Field of Flubber

Gina Logue said...

This is too much fun!

Singing Definitely Maybe in the Rain Man

Throw Mama the Whole Nine Yards from the Train

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dancing

Rachel said...

My favorite is definitely No Country For Old Men in Tights, but here's a few more:

Yes Man of La Mancha

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Game

District 9 1/2 Weeks

Catch Me if You Can't Buy Me Love

Band of Blues Brothers

Fantastic Four Christmases

The Big Easy Rider

This is the best comment contest ever!

Anna Claire said...

The Lord of the Postman Always Rings Twice

Freddy Vs. Jason On a Plane

MG Higgins said...

These may have been done already, but:

When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Riding in Cars with Boys Don't Cry
Funny Girl, Interrupted

Pamela Hammonds said...

I loved:
There's something about Mary Poppins

Mine for now: Dirty Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Pamela Hammonds said...

Sling Blade Runner
The Sound of Music and Lyrics
Black Beauty and the Beast
She's the Man on Fire
I love you, Man on Fire
Step-brothers in Arms
A Charlie Brown Christmas with the Kranks

(hopefully I haven't duplicated anyone's)

majo said...

Kill Billy Elliot

Reservoir Dogs Flashdance

Thelma & Louise in the Temple of Doom

Ebony McKenna said...

couldn't help coming back for seconds

American Beauty and the Beast
The Quiet American Pie
American Splendor in the Grass

(don't tell my editor I was here. I really am working on revisions)

Dawn VanderMeer said...

Akeelah and the Bee Movie

He's Just Not That Into You, Me, and Dupree

Adina Sunny said...

Oooh! i spent hours coming up with these!

Dr. Who's Singing In The Rain Blog
Harry Potter and the Law and Order of the Frost/Phoenixon

dylan said...

(Last Licks)

Pillow Talk Radio

The Man Who Would Be King Kong / King Creole

Apocalypse Now Voyager

Last Tango In Paris, Texas

The Ugly American Beauty

Call Of The Wild One

jjdebenedictis said...

Blackhawk Down and Out In Beverly Hills

moonrat said...

Woohoo!! Thanks, everyone who participated!! Polls are closed now, and the Rally Monkey will be spending all day gruelingly judging.

I had a GREAT TIME with this, and clearly should have contests more often!

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