Wednesday, August 05, 2009

catcall of the day

Random Guy on Street: God bless you forever, sweetheart. You have the most beautiful eyes.

YT: How would you know?! I'm wearing sunglasses!!

Random Guy: I can just tell.

[better luck next time, buddy.]

16 comments:

CKHB said...

Smooooooth.

Andrea Cremer said...

You are having quite the day of incidents thus far...

David said...

That must help make up for the other guy.

Kiersten said...

My favorite part is that someone gave you a compliment and you totally called him on it.

But maybe he has x-ray vision? In which case he was being very gentlemanly by only commenting on your eyes.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Hm. Credit for guts, not much for creativity. Next!

Novice Writer Anonymous said...

Can we say Mr. Collins? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?


Man, someone needs to give the guy a thesaurus or something.

~Aimee States said...

Is there a full moon or some thing?

PurpleClover said...

LMAO.

Laurel said...

He took it to heart that you come out ahead complimenting a woman on her eyes rather than her chest. High marks for technical knowledge but execution was severely lacking. He needs to come up with a back up plan for sunglasses.

BTW, you can assume that translated to "nice rack." Not as socially acceptable but still a compliment.

Whirlochre said...

If he was wearing sunglasses too, he may especially suck — sunglasses and nothing else, and you may have been too distracted by your rude boo-tenant to notice.

jalexissmith said...

Does it top, "I gotta car.... I gotta job.... I got two kids!"

Precie said...

Hahahahaha. So how many catcalls do you get per day?

Setting aside my personal judgment of the practice of catcalling, at least the guy started it with "God bless you"...on the polite side.

Mark said...

Sure, but...was he right?

moonrat said...

Mark--of course he was right! Have you never seen a moonrat? We have the brightest, beadiest eyes around.

ggwritespoetry said...

Good for you!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Billy Dee Williams likes being called a random guy.