The Intern invokes the book publishing spirit of Beyonce.
This is a video of what I sounded like at sales conference talking in front of all the reps.
Dancing viking librarians. Funny insomuch as someone thought to do this... (This team won first place in the "book cart drill" naturally.)
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- I'm a recovering editorial assistant. I'm like most of my kind: impoverished coffee-and-gin survivalists, underpaid but ambitious, bitter but hopeful. Painfully self-conscious, woefully self-congratulatory, willfully self-indulgent. Yes, I'm white, but I'm trying to get over it. Accurate spelling (to the dismay of my boss) is not among my interests. So read forgivingly.
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9 comments:
Viking Librarians...
Absurdity at its best.
If you like that, perhaps you'll enjoy Conan the Librarian.
Unfortunately, there's no singing.
I almost got to go to that ibrary cart drill team competition at ALA. Something came up, so my friend and I missed it, but I love the idea of a library cart drill team.
I love The Intern. who knew Beyonce had so much to say about publishing.
What about PIrate librarians, sailing their rigged library building into battle as they raid other libraries for interlibrary loan requests that have not been processed.
I think I love librarians more than any other occupation.
RE: the video at the city council meeting...I actually STOPPED it right after she said the pesticides "preserved the vegetables" hee hee hee ho ho ho....nothing was going to top that...so why watch her ruin it?
Thanks!
Karen :0)
I used to like your blog, but today you've taken like six minutes from my life . . . for what?! What did I ever do to you?!
Dancing vikings? Hmmmm, reminds me of spam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Oh, I love the Viking librarians! I'm forwarding this to my boss to see if we can do it at the next faculty/staff breakfast! ;-)
Thanks!
Teresa
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