[warning--this story is PG13 and not appropriate for children or very impressionable monkeys.]
[Rally Monkey emits loud, obnoxious fart.]
YT: Ewww!! That's disgusting. You should go do that in the bathroom.
RM: [Stands up to wave his butt in YT's face.] That's what you get!
YT: There's a hole in the back of your underpants.
RM: What?! No there's not.
YT: There is! You clearly blew a hole in your underpants with your inappropriate fart.
RM: That's impossible! It must have been there before.
YT: No, it's perfectly round!
RM: YOU'RE perfectly r-- [Abruptly cuts himself off and goes running into the kitchen.]
YT: WHAT?
RM: [silence and cowering in the kitchen]
YT: DID YOU SAY I'M PERFECTLY ROUND?!
RM: [further cowering]
YT: That's right. You better hide.
Happy Sunday!
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Man, I can smell it from here (West Coast), what do you feed your pet monkey?
Oh Lord. I married a farter. Of course each new one is greeted with all the pride and delight that should only be felt by new fathers and Olympic medalists.
Pass the air freshener...
Haha, I loved this post :)
LMAO! Cower he well might!
AHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *falls off chair* GIGGLE, SNORT, GIGGLE.
Did you beat him properly for the "round" comment?
Don't you just love men?
um...hold on, why do we love them? I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
Farts are always funny--especially your own.
he is really lucky that i dont live with you anymore
My kids tell the babysitter, "I tooted just like daddy does!"
At least the Ralley Monkey doesn't fart under the blankets and then throw and hold them over your head...yet.
Rally Monkey needs lessons from Angus on the art of taking full pride at the stink and power of farting. ANd then he needs to learn the fine art of knowing when to bite your tongue!But I love that he ran and hid!
Not only that monkey funny, he's SMART too!! Thanks for the Sunday funny, LOL!!
*snarf*
Ha! My husband always blames the dog.
haha! you guys are so cute. and the blowing off...*shakes head*. boys.
PG-13? I'd like to know how many twelve-year-olds there are reading this blog that would stop as soon as someone told them they weren't allowed to.
Maybe the fashion giants will pick up on the buttockular cool factor like they did with pre-ripped denims.
Asunderpants
by Calvin Klein
the bark of a man
Oh, oh, my husband has a hole in two, TWO of his shorts that he wears to bed! Excessive farting?
BTW is RM still in hiding?
Funny... years ago, Ron Owens of KGO radio San Francisco use to have (once a month) fart friday.
Folks actually recorded their flatulence passings and play them on air!
By the end of the hour, your ribs ached from laughing... hmmm, 2 million years of evolution have lead us to this?
Haste yee back ;-)
Fart Fridays? My husband so would listen to that. I married a farter, too.
I'm beginning to live for rally monkey posts. Hilarious!
Maybe I shouldn't have laughed. Oh well.
hahaha, loved this post!
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