Sunday, June 14, 2009

love stinks, literally

[warning--this story is PG13 and not appropriate for children or very impressionable monkeys.]

[Rally Monkey emits loud, obnoxious fart.]

YT: Ewww!! That's disgusting. You should go do that in the bathroom.

RM: [Stands up to wave his butt in YT's face.] That's what you get!

YT: There's a hole in the back of your underpants.

RM: What?! No there's not.

YT: There is! You clearly blew a hole in your underpants with your inappropriate fart.

RM: That's impossible! It must have been there before.

YT: No, it's perfectly round!

RM: YOU'RE perfectly r-- [Abruptly cuts himself off and goes running into the kitchen.]

YT: WHAT?

RM: [silence and cowering in the kitchen]

YT: DID YOU SAY I'M PERFECTLY ROUND?!

RM: [further cowering]

YT: That's right. You better hide.

Happy Sunday!

23 comments:

The First Carol said...

Man, I can smell it from here (West Coast), what do you feed your pet monkey?

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh Lord. I married a farter. Of course each new one is greeted with all the pride and delight that should only be felt by new fathers and Olympic medalists.

Pass the air freshener...

Kate said...

Haha, I loved this post :)

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

LMAO! Cower he well might!

Chris Eldin said...

AHAHAHAH!

Miriam S.Forster said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *falls off chair* GIGGLE, SNORT, GIGGLE.

Did you beat him properly for the "round" comment?

Christa said...

Don't you just love men?

um...hold on, why do we love them? I'm suddenly drawing a blank.

Anonymous said...

Farts are always funny--especially your own.

Anonymous said...

he is really lucky that i dont live with you anymore

PurpleClover said...

My kids tell the babysitter, "I tooted just like daddy does!"

At least the Ralley Monkey doesn't fart under the blankets and then throw and hold them over your head...yet.

Ello said...

Rally Monkey needs lessons from Angus on the art of taking full pride at the stink and power of farting. ANd then he needs to learn the fine art of knowing when to bite your tongue!But I love that he ran and hid!

Pamala Knight said...

Not only that monkey funny, he's SMART too!! Thanks for the Sunday funny, LOL!!

BuffySquirrel said...

*snarf*

Jo said...

Ha! My husband always blames the dog.

cindy said...

haha! you guys are so cute. and the blowing off...*shakes head*. boys.

Anonno said...

PG-13? I'd like to know how many twelve-year-olds there are reading this blog that would stop as soon as someone told them they weren't allowed to.

Whirlochre said...

Maybe the fashion giants will pick up on the buttockular cool factor like they did with pre-ripped denims.

Asunderpants
by Calvin Klein

the bark of a man

I_am_Tulsa said...

Oh, oh, my husband has a hole in two, TWO of his shorts that he wears to bed! Excessive farting?
BTW is RM still in hiding?

Haste yee back ;-) said...

Funny... years ago, Ron Owens of KGO radio San Francisco use to have (once a month) fart friday.
Folks actually recorded their flatulence passings and play them on air!

By the end of the hour, your ribs ached from laughing... hmmm, 2 million years of evolution have lead us to this?

Haste yee back ;-)

Kirstin Cronn-Mills said...

Fart Fridays? My husband so would listen to that. I married a farter, too.

Crystal Posey said...

I'm beginning to live for rally monkey posts. Hilarious!

Justus M. Bowman said...

Maybe I shouldn't have laughed. Oh well.

the wanderer said...

hahaha, loved this post!