RM: Last night, I dreamed I had two girlfriends.
YT: Oh yeah? Was it a sexy dream?
RM: No, it was a terrible nightmare.
YT: Why? What happened?
RM: Well, in my dream, I came home from the grocery store with *two* heavy bags of groceries. And when I opened the door, you were both sitting there on the couch in your nightgowns blogging.
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The competition sounds tough, but at least you seem to be holding your own as a phantom girlfriend — especially against two bags of vegetables.
Well it's his own fault, he should have brought home two bags of jello and oil. He can't expect wrestling in apples and rice. That's just silly
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the Rally Monkey's dreams are grounded in reality.
Haha, but hmm -- was The Other likewise a seventh-grader? or a professional?
That's so funny.
Awesome. Very funny!!
Hilarious!
LOL!!! Serves him right.
I understand!
LOL! That's awesome. And sounds like something my boyfriend would say...
Yay! Thanks, Moonie, for my -snort-tea- chortle of the day!
And severe wet-hamster throwing upon the Rally Monkey.
Oh, that was funny. Hm, methinks the rally monkey sees blogging as competition.
HAHAHA! Too funny.
hahahahahahahahaha
I've never understood those men who fantasize about having more than one wife or, in the Middle East, actually manage the feat.
I don't know how to deal with the one specimen I have. Why on earth would I want ANOTHER one?
I begin to suspect that the Rally Monkey is a previously undiscovered source of great wisdom.
ROFL!!
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