Saturday, April 18, 2009

things the rally monkey says

RM: Last night, I dreamed I had two girlfriends.

YT: Oh yeah? Was it a sexy dream?

RM: No, it was a terrible nightmare.

YT: Why? What happened?

RM: Well, in my dream, I came home from the grocery store with *two* heavy bags of groceries. And when I opened the door, you were both sitting there on the couch in your nightgowns blogging.

17 comments:

Whirlochre said...

The competition sounds tough, but at least you seem to be holding your own as a phantom girlfriend — especially against two bags of vegetables.

iasa said...

Well it's his own fault, he should have brought home two bags of jello and oil. He can't expect wrestling in apples and rice. That's just silly

Heather Hansen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

writtenwyrdd said...

Even the Rally Monkey's dreams are grounded in reality.

JES said...

Haha, but hmm -- was The Other likewise a seventh-grader? or a professional?

fairyhedgehog said...

That's so funny.

Rachel Brady said...

Awesome. Very funny!!

Jo said...

Hilarious!

Pamala Knight said...

LOL!!! Serves him right.

Charles Gramlich said...

I understand!

Kristan said...

LOL! That's awesome. And sounds like something my boyfriend would say...

Aerin said...

Yay! Thanks, Moonie, for my -snort-tea- chortle of the day!

And severe wet-hamster throwing upon the Rally Monkey.

Janet said...

Oh, that was funny. Hm, methinks the rally monkey sees blogging as competition.

Crystal Posey said...

HAHAHA! Too funny.

BuffySquirrel said...

hahahahahahahahaha

Ulysses said...

I've never understood those men who fantasize about having more than one wife or, in the Middle East, actually manage the feat.

I don't know how to deal with the one specimen I have. Why on earth would I want ANOTHER one?

I begin to suspect that the Rally Monkey is a previously undiscovered source of great wisdom.

Melanie Avila said...

ROFL!!