Thursday, April 23, 2009

Publicity Secrets

[during publicity meeting]

Publicist #1: Well, we have some awesome news. NEW BOOK is going to be in HUGE PUBLICATION.

Editor: Dang! How did you make that happen?!

Publicist #1: Psychotic pestering.

Publicist #2: No dignity.

12 comments:

Miriam S.Forster said...

Dignity is highly overrated. And also, not very much fun.

(This goes double for MY future publicists, if there are any.)

Brian F. said...

That sounds about right.

PurpleClover said...

Publicist #2 - jealous. :)

morphine-moniza said...

Pestering is the key to all of lives problems. Pestering and temper tantrums.

Jo said...

the squeaky wheel etc....

Janet said...

I hope I get me a psychotic publicist!

Maree A. said...

Whatever it takes....
I trust Editor was suitably impressed? Or was that horrified?

darkened_jade said...

"psychotic perstering"

absolutely brilliant.

BuffySquirrel said...

lol

Chris Eldin said...

AHAHAHA!
:-)

Dennis Cass Wants You To Be More Awesome said...

One thing I know is that the alternative (psychotic dignity) does NOT work.

cindy said...

i want that publicist! =D