I was going to post this on your blog. But I thought maybe it was too mean.
Oh my goodness gracious....
I am no fashion expert but you seem to need brightline rules. Here they are:
1. Under no circumstances wear anything that was given to you by your mother, aunt or any other female relative. This especially includes cousins. It does not include sisters. The right to revoke this privilege in the future is expressly reserved.
2. Stained clothing is not work appropriate.
3. "Themed" clothing is not work appropriate, even if given to you by the Rally Monkey.... perhaps especially if given to you by the Rally Monkey. This includes shirts with pictures of poo.
4. Warmth is paramount. Thus, said pink jumpsuit may be worn in extreme situations. For example, it is excessively cold and your normal coat is stained with poo. #4 requires a degree of discretion on the part of the wearer.
Hope this is helpful.
Monday, March 02, 2009
re: the pink jump suit
I came home from work today to find this lovely email from a very dear and very old friend who apparently stalks me on my blog: