Saturday, October 25, 2008

pickup line of the day

"You have the most beautiful Bedouin eyebrows."

[Received by a friend of mine, alas. My eyebrows are apparently decidedly un-Bedouin.]

6 comments:

Susan said...

Hey, I'd take that boy home for sheer originality.

What reply did he get?

jo said...

Thats funny. I was once told I looked like I could be from Spain. I'm a really white redhead with VERY Scandinavian cheekbones.

James Klousia said...

No offense to your friend, but when I think of what Bedouin eyebrows look like, I think of the kind that are connected in the middle...

Heather said...

I'd be scared. Unless, of course, he was buying me a drink... then, rock on.

JES said...

This sounds to me like Mr. Malaprop goes to a singles bar -- meaning to say "You've got beautiful bedroom eyes," he gets a little, um, alcohol-entangled.

jalexissmith said...

Best one ever....

"I've got a car...

I've got a job....

I've got two kids!"

.... he had me at the car bit but it went downhill from there....