Thanks to everyone who participated. You've all given me fodder for about fifteen blog posts, which hopefully I will eventually find the time to write.
Anyway, Chris had the clever idea of a t-shirt slogan contest. The results were so awesome I had to print some of the finalists here. (Sorry I was too lazy to link to everyone... It's terribly negligent of me, but you know. Check out the actual posters here.)
kiersten: [front] QUERRIBLE! [back] QUERRIFIC!
Ello: Got Moonrat?
[also] Full Moonie
[also] Every time a book goes unread, a kitten dies.
[also] If you can read this, you're too close to my tatas.
[Ello was on a roll]
Whirlochre: Psychopaths Anonymous Straightjacket Eating Champion 1978
mlh: Shoot for the Moon, baby! [mouse's butt on the back]
Jaye Wells: Writers do it with a climax
Charles Gramlich: Reading: it's not just for the bathroom anymore
Janet Reid: When the Cat in the Hat needs an editor: Moonrat!
Cindy: the OTHER mrs. michael chabon
Chumplet: Smile! Right now, someone at the gym is pulling a hamstring.
[also] [front] Agents and authors, in answer to your query... [back] No.
[Chumplet was also on a roll] May contain traces of nuts
Bernita: Buy a book or I'll Moon you
Precie: [front] got into some mischief [back: list of the Editorial Mischief]
Susan Adrian: Be careful, or you'll end up in my novel
Brian Jay Jones: Karaoke. One American Can't Be Wrong.
Thanks, everybody. It was a good time.