Last night, guess what else was in my sink besides the dishes.
Two days + no dishes=1 roach.
But, as a corollary, as everyone knows,
1 roach=5 roaches.
Some things I don't like about New York. Can anyone recommend a place for me where laziness is rewarded? Alternatively, a live-in dishwashing monkey who's looking for a place to stay (and maybe some bugs to snack on)?
*paraphrased from Dadrat's take on capital punishment