Thursday, February 07, 2008

another sonnet by Paula

Thanks for this sonnet, Paula. I laughed a lot when I read it, although I then did rather wish I had a case of gin, too.




Museless



My muse went out to get a pack of smokes

This hasn’t helped me peck out artful verse

If muses are a myth or just a hoax

Then why’s my writing getting worse and worse?



Bad news for you, poor literary guard

‘Cuz you’re the one who has to read this shit

I never was and ne’er shall be the Bard

And sucketh doth the sonnet I submit



The only way this piece of crap will win

Is if I send the judge a case of gin.

6 comments:

Kaytie M. Lee said...

smokes/hoax is rhyming genius.

Merry Monteleone said...

"And sucketh doth the sonnet I submit"

I'll be quoting that line for years!!!!

Precie said...

BRAVA!

I've enjoyed the other sonnets, truly, but this is the one that made me snort!

writtenwyrdd said...

That's just hilarious. I was too lazy to try my hand at this. My effort would have sucketh worseth, though...

Shameless said...

Definitely take the case of gin! It might come in handy.

ChristineEldin said...

Hahahaha!!!
LOL! This is funny!
:-)