more on Larry

For those of you, beloved and esteemed colleagues and friends (no names shall be mentioned here) for whom this topic is the be-all and end-all of your existences, it's true!! Gawker has made the whole story into a musical for us.

From the closing chorus:

TOILET
Larry, Larry
I misjudged you at first blush
You're braver than I thought
Now please come back and flush

We can, in the words of an anonymous friend, all die happy now.

[Oddly, there doesn't seem to be any three-part male harmony, nor any barbershop poles. Gawker!! Help us here!!]