The truth comes out: my mother thinks I'll never be able to find a man who is willing to "put up" with me. Apparently I'm "not easy to deal with" and a large part of her believed (believes?) I will always be alone.
Thanks, Mom. Your attitude is truly a credit to your generation. Women's Lib my editorial ass.
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7 comments:
Mom sometimes gets confused... and she is not afraid to spread [as loudly as she possibly can] her twisted ideas to the world.
you did not just label this "loser"!!!
aww motherly love...
Pshh, listen to your mother. You ARE hard to deal with.......
But that is also part of your charm :)
i see you've started adding all sorts of delightful labels. i think they might be a tad more useful if we could access the labels on your sidebar though (which, btw, is alllllllllll the way at the bottom for some reason?!?!)
LOL There's a huge difference betwen alone and lonely and frankly marriage just isn't the be all and end all of life.
ps, I just noticed your book lists...
Harry Potter only at number 11? I would put it at least at 5. But then again I haven't read the majority of books in your top 100.
And, who has time to read and pick their top 100 favorite books?
Also, I agree. Allegory of the Cave was not fantastic. I thought some of the ideas in it were good, but it was boring.
I guess that's what you get from BC Athens, though, right?
don't let her get to you. Mother's don't know everything, even though they pretend to.
Tory
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