Thursday, May 17, 2007

Sammy's sister Anna's birthday

is on Saturday. Sammy's dad is having a barbeque at his place in Queens. Unfortunately, my aunt is visiting from California, so I'm not going to be able to go (oh, rats) (bet Anna also wishes she had an aunt from California).

Prospective attendees: Anna, the two nephews, Sammy's dad, Sammy's dad's boyfriend, Nina (Sammy's learning-disabled younger sister) and--value added--Nina's new boyfriend.

That's right. Apparently she met a boy at her program. He is only 21 (she preys upon innocents) and also has some kind of learning disability. It seems he also has a nervous disorder that causes him to release his bowels if he gets anxious or stressed out. Apparently Sammy's dad stressed him out when they first met by trying to kiss him. Big mess.

Since Sammy doesn't have a lot of money right now, for Anna's birthday he's promised her one thing--to see if he can make Nina's boyfriend crap in his pants during the party. He has a two-dollar bet riding on it with each nephew.

I promised him I'd post about this in my blog in case anyone else wanted to place bets.

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