Wednesday, March 07, 2007

my mother

gave me a large and obnoxious piece of costume jewelry--a ring absolutely studded with large and wonderful fake diamonds. I have been wearing it to work everyday and no one has commented. I wondered yesterday to Melanie if maybe people here didn't know me well enough to realize I was wearing it ironically?

Today, the publicist asked me if it was some kind of promise ring. Sigh, alas. I would NEVER date a man that was rich enough to buy me something this tasteless. I am going to have to educate my new colleagues about my principles.

1 comment:

Bluenana said...

Ha ha! I MUST see this ring. Please text it to me.

Bling bling,