Monday, February 19, 2007

Editorial bun continued

Remember how today is postponed Valentine's Day? In that spirit, here's a little soft-core editorial porn for fellow Asses. This may or may not be loosely based on a true story.

The lights are low. You've lit all your cheap pillar candles, and their undulating flames make sinuous shadows on the wall. It has been a tough week at work, full of deceit, humiliation, and busywork, but now you are far away from your periodically psychotic boss and a tall, dark, and handsome stranger is kissing your librarian belly. Everything is perfect. Ooops. Except you forgot to take down your editorial bun. Surreptitiously you snap the elastic and try to shake down the bun into a semblance of sexy hair.

The tall, dark, and handsome stranger looks up to gaze seductively into your eyes, and his face falls. "Umm, honey?" he says. "What happened to your hair?"

"I took it down," you say sheepishly.

"Umm. Would you mind putting it back up the way it was? I think it's really sexy like that."

Hear that, ladies? These are some sexy editorial buns we've got.


jalexissmith said...

Ummm what is a librarian belly?

moonrat said...

use your imagination ;)

Bluenana said...

Yeah, I don't know either.

Alexander said...

That would be a belly with the newest best sellers in front, a bunch of large, ponderous reference books shelved in back, racks of "to be shelved" books just sticking out here and there, and a basement full of ripped, stained, and out of date books that never gets used, except for storage.